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Thirst Things First

Website: https://www.consumeoil.com

TO EARTH HUMANS IN CONTROL OF ELECTRONIC RADIO FREQUENCY INSTALLATIONS IT MAY CONCERN,

THIRST THINGS FIRST:\

SIX HUMANS AND ONE JOINT OPERATIVE ROBOTIC DRUMMER (OR J.O.R.D.) HAVE BEEN SELECTED TO TEACH THE EARTH WORLD ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF OIL AND THE DANGERS OF SAND. OIL IS ANY LIQUID YOU DRINK OR USE AS CURRENCY. SAND IS THE ENEMY. TECHNOLOGICAL SOUNDS OF THE FUTURE ARE MIXED WITH TECHNOLOGICAL SOUNDS FROM THE PAST TO MAKE DEMONSTRATIONS EVEN MUTANTS CAN COMPREHEND. TEAM TTF PARTICIPATES IN THIS PROCESS FROM THE DISTANT FUTURE AND SENT BACK TO LINCOLN NEBRASKA UNITED STATES WORLD EARTH YEAR 3021 TO BE SHARED WITH HUMANS AND MUTANTS ALIKE. I URGE YOU TO BECOME OUR COMRADES AND SHARE THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE WITH THE EARTH WORLD. DRINK OIL.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.

  • LORD BOOT:\

    SYSTEMS ADMINISTRATOR


Six humans from Lincoln, Nebraska, United States, World, one Joint Operative Robotic Drummer (or J.O.R.D.,) and a pre-taped transmission overlord named BOOT:\ make up the octet known as Thirst Things First. The result is a live drinking game of antics a-la Max Headroom and wacky sci-fi/new wave/punk rock. Armed to the teeth with a stacked line-up of Nebraska heavy hitters such as Criteria, Straight Outta Junior High, the JV Allstars, Maria Taylor, the Killigans, Histrionic and Universe Contest, Team TTF blends the technical babble of Devo with heavy Vandals style punk rock and the vocalist duties of the Human League. Their mission of OIL awareness, (which is any human beverage or currency,) steers a tongue-in-cheek binge drinking marathon for the supergroup and concert attendees, all under the direct supervision of an interactive television program hosted by BOOT:\ himself.

BOOT:// - Systems Administrator

Mike - Vocals, Guitar

Mega-Spain - Vocals

Laser - Guitar, Vocals

Armour-A - Vocals/Saxophone

Palindrome-Man - Guitar

A.J. - Bass

J.O.R.D. - Drums